Calling Se7en a slow burn doesn’t do it justice.
Tag: Thriller
Kelly Rewatchessss Snakes on a Plane (2006)!
Summaries that make people react with a “What the actual hell?” should fulfill the expectations of absurdity.
Kelly’s Quarantine Watches – Part II: Feature Length Films I Meh-ed
These are the ones that didn’t hold all my attention or asked a lot of “Why?” questions while it was on: Ma, Togo, The Lovebirds, Romeo Must Die (I know), and the National Treasure series!
Kelly Catches Up with John Wick!
My praise for John Wick is solely on Keanu Reeve’s very successful kick to the balls of every action movie claiming to be an action movie.
Kelly’s Not Ready. Ready or Not (2019)!
It’s, ah… it sounds more fun than it actually is.
Kelly Loves Us (2019)! Daw!
Review over, ALL ABOARD THE “LET’S PRAISE JORDAN PEELE TRAIN.”
Kelly Whaaaaat?s Robin Hood (2018)!
That chase scene is so bad, it rivals Assassin’s Creed for being The Most Incoherent Shitshow on Wheels.
Kelly Wants to Like Widows (2018)!
Rating: B- Summary: Just days after her husband (Liam Neeson) is killed during a heist job, Veronica (Viola Davis) is saddled with his debts and chooses to…… Read more “Kelly Wants to Like Widows (2018)!”
Kelly Likes the First Half of Hotel Artemis (2018)!
WHY IS HE ROBBING A BANK WHEN CURRENCY DOESN’T REALLY SEEM TO MATTER? So many questions.
Kelly Appreciates Parts of Licence to Kill (1989)!
There’s an underwater harpoon fight. Underwater. Harpoon. Fight.
