Calling Se7en a slow burn doesn’t do it justice.
Summaries that make people react with a “What the actual hell?” should fulfill the expectations of absurdity.
These are the ones that didn’t hold all my attention or asked a lot of “Why?” questions while it was on: Ma, Togo, The Lovebirds, Romeo Must Die (I know), and the National Treasure series!
My praise for John Wick is solely on Keanu Reeve’s very successful kick to the balls of every action movie claiming to be an action movie.
It’s, ah… it sounds more fun than it actually is.
Review over, ALL ABOARD THE “LET’S PRAISE JORDAN PEELE TRAIN.”
That chase scene is so bad, it rivals Assassin’s Creed for being The Most Incoherent Shitshow on Wheels.
Rating: B- Summary: Just days after her husband (Liam Neeson) is killed during a heist job, Veronica (Viola Davis) is saddled with his debts and chooses to…… Read more “Kelly Wants to Like Widows (2018)!”
WHY IS HE ROBBING A BANK WHEN CURRENCY DOESN’T REALLY SEEM TO MATTER? So many questions.
There’s an underwater harpoon fight. Underwater. Harpoon. Fight.