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Tag: Movies
Kelly Likes Palm Springs (2020)!
Confession: I’ve never seen Groundhog Day.
Kelly Catches Up with John Wick!
My praise for John Wick is solely on Keanu Reeve’s very successful kick to the balls of every action movie claiming to be an action movie.
Cats (2019) Keeps Kelly Up At Night.
It’s just Andrew Lloyd Weber, probably getting high and reading some T.S. Eliot, who was also probably wasted when he wrote his short stories.
Kelly’s [Not Mad, Just Disappointed] With Star Wars: Episode IX – Rise of Skywalker (2019)!
“We heard you fans were really upset so we’re going to try and fix it.”
Kelly Has No Regrets Seeing Charlie’s Angels (2019).
Rating: Irrelevant, because people have already made up their minds.
Kelly Loves Knives Out (2019)!
Christopher Plummer is always grumpy in real life but pulls off the doting father aspect so well here.
Kelly Sees the Potential of Terminator: Dark Fate (2019).
Stop trying to explain time travel. I’ll just ask you more questions.
Kelly Saw Midway (2019).
One day, I’ll get drunk and watch Pearl Harbor and Midway back-to-back.
Kelly Liked The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)!
As brief as his role is, my boy Roose gets to sing in this one. I think. Or at least that’s what I told myself.