It doesn’t beat you over the head with how the songs came to be. You can just watch Paul McCartney’s Carpool Karaoke if you want that.
I’d even say I’d rather watch Dark Phoenix over Captain Marvel. Hear me out!
The elements of this episode were so good, that we almost overlooked the inconsistencies in the script.
It’s very checklist-y. “We’re a… FELLOWSHIP.” “It’s an opera about a RING.” “A… HOBBIT.”
UNLEASH THE SPOILERS.
Jaime makes a fan fiction move on Brienne, even though their relationship climaxed, PUN INTENDED, two episodes before this one.
Let’s not talk about silent Varys’ comfortable, well-lit hidey hole. Let’s not even go there.
To really win me over, a film has to not only be technically sound, but I need to be invested. I need to shed tears and I need to want to do it again.
This movie is so bad, I would rather watch Assassin’s Creed.
Us watching Arya and Gendry is what J.K. Rowling must have felt like when Neville Longbottom showed up shirtless on Twitter.