Peter spends a lot of time talking to his suit.
This movie had everything going for it: a great cast, a seasoned action director, and one hell of a great trailer... but it all went wrong.
... will they agree on something?
Spider-Man 3 is a mess of a movie, but I honestly love it to death.
I got much more Yondu, somewhat more Nebula, a full scene of dancing Groot, less Pratt, and most importantly- I GOT ME SOME KURT RUSSELL. (Bonus: Tommy Flanagan shows up doing a Jack Sparrow impression!)
The first film showed a group of intergalactic misfits becoming allies for the common good, but here they are truly realized as a family.
As I told John, “I’m a waste for anything with Ian McKellen and anyone who doesn’t care about Patrick Stewart as Professor X can go die.”