Really wanted some sort of “bow down!” kind of phrase, but I didn’t outright love this movie so here we are.
If you hated my review of Ford V. Furious earlier, you’ll probably hate me now.
I think everyone and anyone who pissed me off this year or made me eat my feelings was trolled in this movie.
Summaries that make people react with a “What the actual hell?” should fulfill the expectations of absurdity.
Onward registers more as a Movie! than a *~*PiXaR*~* movie.
Confession: I’ve never seen Groundhog Day.
Autoplay has come in handy when there is nothing else to do: Community, Westworld, Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich, McMillions, Tiger King, When They See Us, Waco, The Last Dance, and What We Do in the Shadows!
These are the ones that didn’t hold all my attention or asked a lot of “Why?” questions while it was on: Ma, Togo, The Lovebirds, Romeo Must Die (I know), and the National Treasure series!
Margot Robbie is [insert chef’s kiss here].
I loved it! You will too. If you’re into those things.