Join us for our second round of Academy Award Predictions! We’re talking CG/visual effects, costumes, sound, and music!
Jon quickly dispatches four Wildings and CUE THAT 360 TRACKING SHOT.
That chase scene is so bad, it rivals Assassin’s Creed for being The Most Incoherent Shitshow on Wheels.
I recommend you take a drink every time Aaron Taylor-Johnson says, “DOUGLAS.” That’s literally all he says, so you’ll be nice and fuzzy by the end.
Davos hears the bells and orders his men to strike the drums in response. It’s like Mad Max: Fury Road- but on water and a lot slower, and no guitarist.
There are some hammy moments that work really well here. However, there is a limit to how much ham one should eat while making a movie-
Troy not only made itself a huge ham sandwich but also added lots and lots of cheese.
Thor, you should probably study your family tree.
It’s the one-week countdown to the Season 7 premiere of Game of Thrones! John and Kelly recap on some characters, make their predictions, and get very creative with hashtags. Spoiler Alerts!
LET’S GET TO THE ACTION, DON’T THINK TOO HARD, DENZEL IS GOD, IT WORKED IN BLAZING SADDLES, SHANGHAI NOON WAS ALSO GREAT, AND HERE IS A GUN.
If anyone was going to champion this movie, it was me!