It doesn’t really take the whole sleuthing thing to the level I was hoping for.
Tag: Adventure
Kelly Stays Behind on Onward (2020)!
Onward registers more as a Movie! than a *~*PiXaR*~* movie.
Kelly Cried During Toy Story 4 (2019)!
… but it still only gets an A-
John Really Liked Kong: Skull Island
A group of scientists and military personnel piss off King Kong. It goes as well as you think it would.
Kelly Had a Great Time with Ready Player One (2018)!
I have lots of questions about OASIS’ translation of IRL abilities. Am I supposed to believe everyone knows kung fu in 2045?
Kelly Dislikes The Lost City of Z (2017)!
There are moments in The Lost City of Z that kept me enraptured but I just wasn’t engaged throughout the entire movie.
Kelly… Likes(?) Tomb Raider (2018)…?
On one hand, it was really exciting to see something so visually faithful to one of my favorite games of all time… but I don’t think as a movie it was particularly fun to watch.
Kelly Absolutely Loves Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)! Yes, really!
In honor of Tomb Raider’s release later this week, we’ve caught up with 2001’s Lara Croft Tomb Raider! Dropkicks, a motorcycle-tailspin-knockout, drive-by pistol whips, bungee jump fights, screwdriver guns, and trachea chops. Where else but in a video game movie would any of this be acceptable!?!? LET US REVEL IN THE GLORY.
