Some part of me wishes they had made this a Thompson Squared roadshow between Tessa Thompson and Emma Thompson but alas. Can’t risk another Ghostbusters reaction, can we?
I’d even say I’d rather watch Dark Phoenix over Captain Marvel. Hear me out!
When you give me people like Charles Dance and Anthony Ramos, don’t expect me not to feel like time would be better spent watching Tywin skinning a deer or Hamilton clips. Or Ken Watanabe SINGING AND DANCING.
In this monthly feature, we discuss the movies we’re looking forward to, the ones we kind of don’t want to see but will watch anyway, and the ones we’ll see sans expectations!
The elements of this episode were so good, that we almost overlooked the inconsistencies in the script.
UNLEASH THE SPOILERS.
Jaime makes a fan fiction move on Brienne, even though their relationship climaxed, PUN INTENDED, two episodes before this one.
Let’s not talk about silent Varys’ comfortable, well-lit hidey hole. Let’s not even go there.
To really win me over, a film has to not only be technically sound, but I need to be invested. I need to shed tears and I need to want to do it again.
This movie is so bad, I would rather watch Assassin’s Creed.