Time out- did the War of the Five Kings ever actually end? Because there are still two kings from my count, Stannis and Balon Greyjoy.
Brace yourselves- we’re in for a Bolton-ful season. This season is where Roosey Goosey really hits his stride.
The House of Black and White tells Arya she’s too fat, she's too old, she's too blonde, and leaves her outside without food or water.exciting that must be.
Sansa went from watching Loras Tyrell jousting to Robin Arryn with a stick and you can imagine how exciting that must be.
Brienne and the Hound draw swords and holy crap- this is painful to watch. I mean, great, but also painful.
Jon quickly dispatches four Wildings and CUE THAT 360 TRACKING SHOT.
In this edition of John and Kelly React!, we get to the furthest corners of the Star Wars 'verse including the newly announced Star Wars Mandolorian series, starring Pedro Pascal and Gina Carano and its uncanny resemblance to Firefly, Simon Pegg's support of George Lucas, and Naboo's weird election of a fourteen year old (who supposedly used a disguise but named her decoy handmaiden after herself)!
That chase scene is so bad, it rivals Assassin's Creed for being The Most Incoherent Shitshow on Wheels.
Littlefinger ejaculates in his pants because Sansa has fastforwarded puberty and comes down the stairs in a low-cut black dress with feathers- she’s a new bird or dark wings, dark words or some shit like that.
I recommend you take a drink every time Aaron Taylor-Johnson says, "DOUGLAS." That's literally all he says, so you'll be nice and fuzzy by the end.