“We heard you fans were really upset so we’re going to try and fix it.”
To really win me over, a film has to not only be technically sound, but I need to be invested. I need to shed tears and I need to want to do it again.
It’s a premise that can’t be taken seriously on paper, so let’s just not even try.
That chase scene is so bad, it rivals Assassin’s Creed for being The Most Incoherent Shitshow on Wheels.
A group of scientists and military personnel piss off King Kong. It goes as well as you think it would.
I have lots of questions about OASIS’ translation of IRL abilities. Am I supposed to believe everyone knows kung fu in 2045?
On one hand, it was really exciting to see something so visually faithful to one of my favorite games of all time… but I don’t think as a movie it was particularly fun to watch.
In honor of Tomb Raider’s release later this week, we’ve caught up with 2001’s Lara Croft Tomb Raider! Dropkicks, a motorcycle-tailspin-knockout, drive-by pistol whips, bungee jump fights, screwdriver guns, and trachea chops. Where else but in a video game movie would any of this be acceptable!?!? LET US REVEL IN THE GLORY.
Welcome to our new sporadic feature! Let us know how you feel about Solo: A Star Wars Story!
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle falls short of being a really good kids movie- I don’t see it having the longevity of other movies kids-into-adults look back on with fondness.