“Aretha Franklin was born!”
Ok, this movie should have replaced the resurrection of Steve Trevor with Robin Wright’s Antiope.
“ShE’s sO sPeCiAL!!!11”
These are the ones that didn’t hold all my attention or asked a lot of “Why?” questions while it was on: Ma, Togo, The Lovebirds, Romeo Must Die (I know), and the National Treasure series!
“We heard you fans were really upset so we’re going to try and fix it.”
To really win me over, a film has to not only be technically sound, but I need to be invested. I need to shed tears and I need to want to do it again.
It’s a premise that can’t be taken seriously on paper, so let’s just not even try.
That chase scene is so bad, it rivals Assassin’s Creed for being The Most Incoherent Shitshow on Wheels.
A group of scientists and military personnel piss off King Kong. It goes as well as you think it would.
I have lots of questions about OASIS’ translation of IRL abilities. Am I supposed to believe everyone knows kung fu in 2045?