Among the bodies, Talisa finds Qyburn, who is at Harrenhal because reasons. Well. There are reasons for this in the book but you know. Show stuff! But Book-Qyburn concerns Roose Bolton, so we’ll get into it anyway.
If we can get one of those long takes for Bond, preferably towards the end... that would be great. Thanks.
We are treated to what is Tywin’s greatest entrance on the run of the show, as his horse takes a giant dump before he enters the Throne Room on horseback. It is the most posturing of any moment any character has ever had on this show and Tywin basically wins all dick measuring contests from here.
Davos hears the bells and orders his men to strike the drums in response. It’s like Mad Max: Fury Road- but on water and a lot slower, and no guitarist.
I used to really like the Talisa/Robb angle until I realized that it made Robb look like a complete fool. It's wholly inconsistent with his character.
How can the King in the North choose a lover that shows absolutely no loyalty to his people? IT’S A GREAT QUESTION, NORTH.
Over in Qarth we get our new drinking game, where for every “I AM KHALEESI AND I DESERVE TO BE QUEEN,” Xaro drops a, “I come from nothing.” I… I can’t believe I have four more episodes of WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS. Sheesh.
Over in King’s Landing, Cersei is finally in BRIGHT RED. Guys, I did it.
Qarth is lame. This season for Dany is lame.
Cat reminds him that their nicknames are the Knights of Summer- but WINTER IS COMING. (Take a shot.)