Seeing Stone Cold Steve Austin pal around with Foley backstage is like seeing Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal play doubles on the same team.
Kelly Sighs Over Emma. (2020)!
If you hated my review of Ford V. Furious earlier, you’ll probably hate me now.
Kelly Gets Carsick During Ford V. Ferrari (2019)!
I’ve accidentally called this Ford V. Furious and Fast V. Ferrari on more than one occasion.
Se7en (1995) Is Still Perfect.
Calling Se7en a slow burn doesn’t do it justice.
Kelly Cringe-Laughs Through Borat Subsequent Moviefilm (2020)!
I think everyone and anyone who pissed me off this year or made me eat my feelings was trolled in this movie.
Kelly Rewatchessss Snakes on a Plane (2006)!
Summaries that make people react with a “What the actual hell?” should fulfill the expectations of absurdity.
Kelly Has No Plans to Watch Enola Holmes (2020) Again!
It doesn’t really take the whole sleuthing thing to the level I was hoping for.
Kelly Reviews Get On Up (2014)!
Late with the Chadwick Boseman tribute, but trust me- we’ve been mourning over here.
Kelly Is Delighted by Cinderella (2015)!
Cinderella absolutely wins in romantic ballroom scenes, which deserves to be in the conversation of Branagh’s best work.
“Predictability”: I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means
I feel the urgent need to declare that predictability can be a result of foreshadowing (when executed and viewed correctly) and when it is, it’s a beautiful experience.
