Movie Review – John and Kelly Like Movies

Se7en (1995) Is Still Perfect.

Calling Se7en a slow burn doesn’t do it justice.

I think everyone and anyone who pissed me off this year or made me eat my feelings was trolled in this movie.

Summaries that make people react with a “What the actual hell?” should fulfill the expectations of absurdity.

It doesn’t really take the whole sleuthing thing to the level I was hoping for.

Late with the Chadwick Boseman tribute, but trust me- we’ve been mourning over here.

Cinderella absolutely wins in romantic ballroom scenes, which deserves to be in the conversation of Branagh’s best work.

The only reason why Moana gets an A and Brave gets an A- is because you know how I feel about musicals.

Onward registers more as a Movie! than a *~*PiXaR*~* movie.

Bank heists, corrupt cops, ultra-masculinity, neck tattoos, and 50 Cent.

Confession: I’ve never seen Groundhog Day.