The elements of this episode were so good, that we almost overlooked the inconsistencies in the script.
Jaime makes a fan fiction move on Brienne, even though their relationship climaxed, PUN INTENDED, two episodes before this one.
Let’s not talk about silent Varys’ comfortable, well-lit hidey hole. Let’s not even go there.
Us watching Arya and Gendry is what J.K. Rowling must have felt like when Neville Longbottom showed up shirtless on Twitter.
Sansa > Daenerys
Relive our favorite (and least favorite) moments of the show! (Hint: if you don’t like Tywin Lannister, you should leave.)
Literally everything was explained in a previous scene and none of this “Who Dun It: Winterfell Edition” was needed.
Jon and Company make their way up even more North to get MacGuffin Wight and Tormund remains the life of the party when he learns the word “dick.”
Note that Drogon now sounds like a velociraptor. It actually sounds like a mix of… an elephant and maybe a large cat of sorts. (Thanks LOTR!)
IF YOU BEND THE KNEE. STOP. HANG ON, I NEED TO RAGE QUIT FOR FIVE.