There’s a new Tomb Raider coming out this weekend, so John and Kelly are having a video game movie themed week! aka… trying to figure out why they suck. Help us out- why are video game movies always/usually/assumedly bad? We still can’t figure it out! Is it the story? Is it the action? Is it the money grab? We discuss everything from Silent Hill to Hitman (yes, that one) to Mortal Kombat to Resident Evil. Mario even shows up!

Note, we don’t mention Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) because Kelly has a huge gusher coming your way tomorrow.

Side note off that note, what video game movies do you want to see and starring who? We put all our money in a HBO version of Red Dead Redemption starring Viggo Mortensen- MAKE IT HAPPEN!