John and Kelly Like Movies

Kelly Catches Up with John Wick!

My praise for John Wick is solely on Keanu Reeve’s very successful kick to the balls of every action movie claiming to be an action movie.

Margot Robbie is [insert chef’s kiss here].

We can smell the favoritism!

We really want Jojo Rabbit to take some awards home, but out instincts tell us they’re going to Quentin Tarantino.

John and Kelly vote like the Academy in this next round! ‾\_(ツ)_/‾

Take a shot every time Kelly says Midsommar should have been nominated for something.

Can we have a clause where Farrell can only act in his natural accent? Because he’s so good when he’s not trying so hard.

Rating: A, plain and simple. Basically: I’m a sucker for one shots sooooo… Summary: Reverse Saving Private Ryan in real time. Definitely see this in a movie…… Read more “Kelly Can’t Take Her Eyes Off 1917 (2019)!”

I loved it! You will too. If you’re into those things.

It’s just Andrew Lloyd Weber, probably getting high and reading some T.S. Eliot, who was also probably wasted when he wrote his short stories.